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posted: 13.6.2010
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Comedy gold. It's funny how they try to twist science to their means without understanding even the basics.

#1 - Player - 06/13/2010 - 17:04

LOL I CAN SEE MICROSCOPIC LIFE WITH MY EYES ALONE

TAKE THAT DARWANISTS SCUM

#2 -   - 06/13/2010 - 17:48

Hey...that flap was already open on the peanut butter! I bet he opened and said, "OH SHIT! NEW LIFE!" and tossed it in the dumpster like a prom night baby.

#3 - Anonymous - 06/13/2010 - 19:16

We should troll them so hard.

#4 - iCaek - 06/13/2010 - 20:02

"Life from non-life, apart from God's direct intervention, is a fairy tale."
Except for when it's synthesized from bottles of non-living adenine, thymine, guanine, and cytosine.
(http://www.popsci.com/scitech/article/2008-06/dna-scr atch)

#5 - Anonymous - 06/13/2010 - 20:16

i like how they opened it before they started filming just to make sure...

#6 - F - 06/13/2010 - 22:33

wtf is this wicked logic. fail.

#7 - Xzaws - 06/13/2010 - 22:39

God put peanut butter jars on this Earth to test our faith.

#8 -   - 06/13/2010 - 23:36

Christianity...
One of the biggest hindering forces on science today, if not the biggest.

#9 - lawl - 06/13/2010 - 23:50

What I don't get is why they try so hard to convince scientists that evolution is wrong. They should know that
no one single human can make another believe in God, and, since we're on the subject of Christianity, place their trust in Jesus. It's God that speaks to them, not man. Christians just tell people about God.

#10 - anonymous - 06/13/2010 - 23:57

Weak fluorescent store lights that aren't running 24/7 mixed with a sealed tub of heavily processed manner specifically designed to keep life from growing in order to protect the product from bacterial harm doesn't produce new life after 3 days...

Makes sense to me. Lets see those Atheists talk they're way out of this one.

#11 - - 06/14/2010 - 04:37

When you out of arguments, use peanut butter.

#12 - anon - 06/14/2010 - 08:36

this was one of the most mind-painful things I've watched.
Brain-bleed gaddammit

#13 - dakka - 06/14/2010 - 14:09

Problem with the peanut butter theory - not enough energy.

Make a jar re-enter Earth's atmosphere, then check for new life

#14 - B4K4 - 06/14/2010 - 14:57

This movie is SO right!
You can't explain this with your "science" now can you?!
I haven't found any new life in my food. Have you?!
I thought so...

#15 - Fizzr - 06/14/2010 - 15:40

Lol this is so funny! Just like Ray Comfort telling that modern bananas are designed for human hand :D

#16 - Anonymous - 06/14/2010 - 23:45

religion is the proof that a greater evil exits

#17 - anon - 06/15/2010 - 03:21

Anonymous

#16 that is true, also cant you see that pine apples are designed for his ass

capcha: TREK

v(-.-)

#18 - anon - 06/15/2010 - 03:24

I have never laughed so hard in my life.

By the way, since the peanut butter came from an organic substance (in part) it should regrow faster, clearly not at a ten minute span but also not the estimated time for any evolution. Give the thing 70-80 years and open it. Enjoy your... I don't wanna think about it.

#19 - anon - 06/15/2010 - 04:11

Christians are twats.

#20 - Oblax - 06/15/2010 - 16:55

Don't liken all Christians to these bastards.

#21 - Anonymous - 06/15/2010 - 23:03

"Hopefully you will never forget it, because you and I conduct, uncollectibly?, over a billion experiments every year and we done that for a hundreds of years and we've never encountered new life. In fact the entire food industry of the world depends on the fact that evolution doesn't happen"

What the hell has this guy been smoking? I hope he'll prove his point by literally spending the rest of his life checking EVERY peanut butter packet with a microscope. The worst is that he really thinks that new life would be visible to the naked eye...

#22 - Justcurious - 06/17/2010 - 09:21

Also I would like to make the point that while he's talking about evolution, he actually means abiogenesis, which is the generation of life from non-life, as opposed to the evolution of existing life into other forms of life.

#23 - lawl - 06/18/2010 - 03:08

Heeey, wasnt that the guy in the beginning who Dave Gorman met in his Googlewhack Adventures who couldnt googlewhack?

#24 - Anon - 06/25/2010 - 16:24

#25 - lol - 03/19/2011 - 02:28

yes, so tell me more of this atheist religion. It sounds like something you can put your faith in.

#26 - Taroll - 12/06/2011 - 07:18

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