"This doesn't look too bad. I wonder why everyone gave it a 1..."
* shift is jump (lawl stickykeys)
* virtually no hit detection
* rings but uses health bar mechanic
* Sonic sticks to every surface
* how does I kill boss? ¯_(ツ)_/¯
"...oh."

Christ, this is awful.

first part, easy
second part, easy
third part, wasnt i here before
suddenly touhou

#3 At least Touhou has freedom of movement in two axes, not one axis + a two sprite-high jump. I wonder if anyone has managed to beat that part.

Yet the first three segments...the enemies *do* cause damage, but it's barely noticeable, and only the initial frame of collision counts as a hit. It takes ~75 hits from the ladybug enemy to kill Sonic.

Google returns nothing for "Skahott imdaman". Home.com has apparently been a real estate portal since 2007, yet the file was apparently made in Adobe Flex last December. Swfchan has only seen it once, and on the same day it was posted here (does Swfchan scrape from Dagobah?). I can't decide whether this was a legit attempt at making a game or very subtle trolling.

Scratch that, googling "Skahott" returns a bunch of Sonic-related results on some eye-gougingly bad websites. Faked Sonic screenshots, ROM hacks, a Super Mario clone (also with shift-to-jump), a GeoCities-esque website on a freehost.

This is someone's real attempt at programming.

Holy sh*t, I actually beat Act 1. You get a screen that informs you that you beat Act 1, a symbol with jpeg artifacts, and a password: "pocyg".

Oh god, there's an Act 2.

Act 2 clear: "naugus". No, I have no idea how to enter passwords.

If you think the first boss is cheap, you should see Metal Sonic at the end of stage 3 (SkyLab Zone).

Well, great. I beat Metal Sonic and this happened:
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The orange starburst over Sonic's head is Metal Sonic exploding. It's stuck on that animation frame. I guess the game ends there.

I did capture this prior to the fight:
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"Press 1,2,3,4 to cycle through the talking" works even worse than it sounds.

#8 The starburst thing stuck for me too, as much as it can be. When I kill him, he's also stuck infinitely shooting his ( ... )in laser beams at me, inevitably killing me. what worked best for me was continually restarting the final boss fight until I could get 6-7+ hits on the first run(before he ran back to the right again) and hopefully