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Life_Lessons_With_DWARF


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posted: 31.1.2011
approved by: mRkukov
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Well that was very black and white.
#1 - - - 01/31/2011 - 17:42
If you have a headache.
You're gay!
#2 - asfg - 01/31/2011 - 18:03
Wise, true words.
From a dwarf shaped clock.
#3 - JJaTT - 01/31/2011 - 18:11
Could use a truth tag.
#4 - S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha - 01/31/2011 - 21:19
I can't see if the dwarf is wearing its white male privilege backpack. Can anyone else?
#5 - Tuba - 01/31/2011 - 23:43
if you agree with this vid, you're a chauvinist
if you disagree with this vid, you're gay
#6 - gabbo - 02/01/2011 - 09:39
"You're gay" aside, so many nails were hit on so many heads that anybody viewing would be amazed at such nail-hitting prowess.
#7 - lawl - 02/02/2011 - 13:23
true shit
#8 - danst - 02/03/2011 - 00:36
the list taken from http://www.dumpyourwifenow.com/2007/01/18/gene-simmons-on-double- standards-and-hypocrisy/

Now onto some words of wisdom as spoken by Gene Simmons:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race you’re a male chauvinist pig. If you stay at home and do the housework, you’re a pansy.

If you work too hard, there never is time for her. If you don’t work enough, you’re a good for nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it’s exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it’s favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment. If you keep quiet it's male indifference.

If you cry, you’re a wimp. If you don’t, you’re insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy, that’s domination. If she asks you, it’s a favor.

If you appreciate the female form, and frilly underwear, you are a pervert. If you don’t, you’re gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you’re sexist. If you don’t you’re unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you’re vain. If you don’t, you’re a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you’re after something. If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.

If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re full of yourself. If you’re not, you have no ambition.

If she has a headache, she’s tired. If you have a headache, you’re gay.

If you want it too often, you’re oversexed. If you don’t you’re gay.
#9 - sinnfreichan - 02/04/2011 - 09:29
If you like watching flashes - you're nerd.
If you don't - guess. ;-)
#10 - xawari - 02/05/2011 - 13:06
RAMIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
#11 - thefinalpie - 02/13/2011 - 23:41
We have a tendency to go too far. We give women more rights than men. or such. Women are underprivileged. So we make them over privileged. Do you get my meaning?
#12 - Znookey - 02/20/2011 - 19:06
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