> What next? **** me
> [Your score has gone up by three halves of a point.]

Probably the weirdest game I've played in a while

Pretty fun that spaceship part. This game really needs some patience (^_^)

"Frog Fractions teaches typing!"

>keyboard is Dvorak
>Don't have my keyboard set to Dvorak
>Can't possibly win

I know now how it feels to march to your death.

This is the best game ever made.

what to do in command module?

#6 It's not that hard, but here goes.

SPOILERS: aft - open nightstand - read manual - get rug - open hatch - aft - get note - get tape - get can - tape wire - put can under spigot - pull lever - fore - fore - push new - aft - pour can in hole - sleep

That was trippy while playing high

I got no idea what did I just play, but damn it was awesome.

L = Lock-On upgrade
U = Uninstall Lock-On Upgrade

L: "This eyeball-installed, auto-targeting HUD helps you make a glowy-red list of bugs you hate."
U: "The chicks don't dig on cyborgs, and it makes licking bugs less fun anyway. Get the surgeon to uninstall it."
L: "I sure do miss lock-on targeting. It was pretty sweet."
U: "So sick of lock-on targeting! It just doesn't have the 'friction' of going au naturale."
L: "Automation is what separates us from the apes, if you think about it."
U: "Manual targeting is more fuel efficient *and* faster."
L: "Lock-on targeting frees me to focus my attention on the things that actually matter, like my kids, and deciding which bugs need to die first."
U: "Studies show that manual targeters live longer and happier lives."
L: "You know what's awesome? Waffles. I stayed in a hotel with a waffle maker in the lobby once and it was amazing."
U: "Oh man, I could go for some waffles too. Is IHOP still open this time of night?"
L: "Yeah, man, I think so? Anyway, worst case we could get frozen waffles at Max's; it's open 24 hours."
U: "Awesome, let's get out of here."
L: "I'm still right about lock-on targeting though."
U: "Nuh uh!"
L: "Am!"
U: "Why are we still talking about this?"
L: "Because the frog hasn't made the changes neccesary to reach the next level of upgrades yet."
U: "Oh. When do you think he'll be able to?"
L: "Hard to say. Maybe he's just too comfortable with the status quo?"
U: "That's understandable. When all you've known is the womb, the outside world is scary."
L: "How can we encourage froggy to move on?"
U: "Should we? Are we really sure of ourselves enough to impinge on his free will?"
L: "I mean, wouldn't he be better off?"
U: "We can't be sure of that. Maybe he'd just be miserable. And like they say: you can't go home again."
L: "You're right. I'm not ready to take on that kind of responsibility."
U: "But you are willing to repeatedly give him the hard sell on the unnecessary surgery on his increasingly fragile brain to install lock-on targeting, right?"
L: "Hm. Perhaps I've been too confident about my point of view."
U: "Haven't we all been, on occasion?"
L: "Too right. It's a very human thing to do, isn't it?"
U: "It's important to respect your nature, but it's also important to realize when your nature runs in opposition to the person you want to be."
L: "Well-put."
U: "Thank you!"
L: "So I guess you can buy lock-on targeting if you want."
U: "And if you change your mind, you can remove it again."

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