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fluchomat


Rating: 3.73 (95)
hits: 26705
size: 170 KB
posted: 4.5.2011
approved by: sinnfreichan
tags:
Misc - german - swearings
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It's not german! It's "Ostdeutsch"
#1 - DerSenf - 05/04/2011 - 16:40
Translations from upper left zu lower right:

1-1: Shit!
1-2: Shit!
1-3: This shit here... with this shit here!
1-4: Shit! With this shit here!
1-5: This shit drives me insane!
1-6: But i can't see anything!
2-1: How does this work!?
2-2: How can i... so i can... so i... can see something!?
2-3: Okay, so what's front and back now?
2-4: My pulse-rate goes 200! ...almost!
2-5: I'm gonna throw this shit right out of the Window! (guy on phone says something at the same time)
2-6: I've got a black screen. A black screen!
3-1: I'm gonna punch him!
3-2: There, here's "On/Off"! ...Should i press this or what!?
3-3: Ooooahh!
3-4: Can't be!
3-5: It works...
3-6: I've pressed that button and it works!

Appearently, someone called costumer service because his screen didn't work. And after a long time of swearing, the tech-guy found out he just had to press the power switch.
#2 - DerSenf - 05/04/2011 - 16:55
200 Puls hab isch bald, doooooooh:-D
#3 - Captain Ouzo - 05/05/2011 - 13:08
Not Ostdeutsch, this is "Sächsisch".
#4 - Crowded Earth - 05/10/2011 - 16:46
Not Sächsisch, its Leipzsch!!!
#5 - Captain Ouzo - 05/11/2011 - 09:25
3rd in the bottom line :D
#6 - xawari - 07/31/2011 - 11:45
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