Anonymous: The ground obstacles consistently occupy the entire lower 1/2 to 3/4 of the screen and are spaced to where you will hit the next one if you drop down below the halfway mark. The fscking vulture is tiny, appears at random altitude, and is generally impossible to intentionally dodge but statistically you will avoid it anyhow. Therefore the solution to every level in this game is to stay at the very top. The props change from level to level but the game goes on forever. Somewhere, someone was paid a handsome salary to make this. (July 9, 2011, 5:57 pm)

:(: And somewhere, someone actually made effort to explain the obvious to others. (July 9, 2011, 8:36 pm)

Anonymous: I left the game to play itself and it was still winning. Is this thing on Charlie Sheen or something? (July 9, 2011, 10:13 pm)

Kato-San: Is this a one button put it the whole time game? (July 10, 2011, 1:39 pm)

Miskur: How to win: Press DOWN all the time. (July 10, 2011, 2:57 pm)

Tallest Skil: I love how you can't actually control him at all, so he just careens into crap. And you win every time by not doing anything... because you CAN'T do anything. One star. (July 10, 2011, 10:34 pm)

POIATH: God damn it Beaky, get out of the way! (July 11, 2011, 8:30 pm)

passer_by: Pretty well drawn, but the game is jank beyond recovery. (May 7, 2020, 7:40 pm)

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