asddasasd: old but funny (November 13, 2008, 10:19 pm)

Anonybierequimousse: I'm stuck in /jp/. Have I to kill the monster or something? (November 13, 2008, 10:44 pm)

aasdd: I'm also stuck in /jp/ (November 13, 2008, 10:47 pm)

Anon: I dropped shii's box inside shii's box... It vanished along with everything in it... (November 14, 2008, 2:13 am)

Eechi: Use the gateway to get back to the start, and put the machine code into Virtuanet Portalizer (November 14, 2008, 6:03 am)

gorgeous: I am stuck with the logo part. Damn, thats hard... (November 14, 2008, 1:28 pm)

gorgeous: Okay, I need some serious help there. I spent like 1,5h after going to blaa for the first time. I got the gateway, i can examine the logo and thats all i can do... (November 14, 2008, 2:17 pm)

way too much time on hands: Grab the gateway Go blaa north Talk to the Scientologist Use hyperlink on /jp/ Go /jp/ Go East Talk to Shinichi Watanabe Go West Go West Go West Go North Use DDR Machine Take Machine Code Use Gateway Use Machine Code on Portalizer Go Habbo Hotel Go East Use Elevator Use Afro on duck statue Take Proxy Use Proxy Open Pool Take AIDS Use Elevator Go West Go West Go North Use AIDS on Nigra Open Briefcase Take hyperlink Go South Go West Go South Open Dresser Take Dollar Use Gateway Go blaa Stumble around and find the portal to /v/ Use hyperlink on /v/ Go /v/ Go north Use Dollar on Manager Go South Go South Go East Go Down Use Battletoads on machine Get Apple Go up Go West Go West Go North Go Down Get fire Go up Go north Use fire on bush Go down Get barrel Open barrel Get lakutu's cloud Go up Go west Go west Go west Go down Go north Go east Go south Go down Go down Use Apple on The Guy Get The gun Go up Go up Go north Go west Go south Go uo Go south Open rock Take machine code Use machine code on portalizer Go Youtube Go north Go Tom Green Use barrel on tom green Get microphone Go Youtube Go north Go Chocolate rain Use microphone on Tay Get chocolate rain. That's as far as I could muster for now. (November 14, 2008, 3:13 pm)

an: HUGE TIP: DO NOT EXAMINE THE BRIEFCASE (November 15, 2008, 3:57 pm)

on: lol I went outside and blaad. is it over? (November 15, 2008, 4:22 pm)

aaa: I took pics of naked sister, and put them into the scanner. what now? (November 15, 2008, 6:13 pm)

none: I'm up to /b/ but I can't figure out much past it. (December 2, 2008, 3:27 am)

a: How do I use the steroids? The needle I found won't work... (January 29, 2009, 1:27 am)

maan: I managed to get to youtube, but the portals there seem not to work; i type "go to Tom Green", but it says theres no such portal, altough it appears at Exits wtf... (December 16, 2009, 6:10 am)

swirl...: omg when you are dead, think a moment, the game is still on ;) basic commands and logic ftw but what to to after sd card content scanned and sent to hub? how do i access it? (December 16, 2009, 7:04 am)

part 1: I might be a little late with this, but for the ones of you, who still have problems with the solution to this game, here is a little walkthrough of mine: 1: I would recommend using this walkthrough, only as help for certain sections, since just playing the game while being told exactly what to, is not really playing the game, now, is it? ^^ O.K, whatever, let's start: If you don't know the basic controls of the game: type "help" (November 24, 2010, 9:14 pm)

part 2: 2: (A) Helpful Weeaboos After reading through the manual, take the gateway and type "go (to) blaa". Once, you're there go north and talk to the scifag, who will drop a Hyperlink. Pick it up and insert it into the "Portal to /jp/". Go to /jp/. Go north to pick up 1 bowl of Ramen, you will need it later. Now, head South. When you come across a dumpster, open it and take the Butter and the Fake ID, which is needed to get into another place in /jp/. You'll also want to pick up the Pokeball, which is in the room with the Tentacle Monster. After getting the Pokeball, get back to where you entered /jp/. Now, go west first. When you get the choice, go north; there you will find a DDR machine. Use it! Pick up the code and go south until you get to Shii's box. Take the box, open it and take the Shii. (If you go eastwards, from here, you will find a secret room, which contains the "Bag of Holding". It's nice to have a secret in this kind of game, but it's not all that useful, to be honest) Go back to the room, in which you entered /jp/ and now go east. Talk to Watanabe and he will give you an Afro, which will also be needed, very soon. Now head north and take the Hitachi Magic Wand. (November 24, 2010, 9:16 pm)

part 3: Use the Gateway to get back to your Hub. tl;dr: the items in /jp/: Fake ID, Ramen, Butter, Pokeball, Box, Shii, Afro, Hitachi Magic Wand (+ Bag of Holding) P.S: If you don't want to run around, naked, you can also pick up a shirt, and pants ^^ (November 24, 2010, 9:17 pm)

part 4: (B) Welcome to the World of Fieldcraft! Use the Machine Code on the Portalizer and enter the Habbo Hotel. (If you examine the receptionist, you will see a picture of Gianna Micheals, if I see this correctly.. She's totally hot... just thought, i'd put that out there.) Go to the East from here, and use the elevator. Now, use the Afro you accuired from Mr. Watanabe on the Duck. Pick up the Proxy and use it to turn it on. Now, open the Pool and take the AIDS. Go back down to the Receptionist and head to the West from there. North. Use the AIDS on the Nigra and pick up the briefcase. Open it - without examining it!! (srsly, don't examine it =P) - and take the Hyperlink inside. Exit the Nigra's room and go further to the West. South. Open the Dresser and take the "A Dollar". Use the Gateway in order to come back to your Hub. Habbo Hotel tl;dr: Items: Proxy, Hyperlink, Briefcase, A Dollar (November 24, 2010, 9:18 pm)

part 4: Now, Reenter blaa and go East. Use the Hyperlink to enter the /v/-board. This little main map conists of 9 fields, which are called by there positions on the map. First go north to get to the Manager on field (1|2). Use the A Dollar on him to get a copy of everyone's most favourite game, called "Battletoads". Go to (2|1) and open the rock to find another Machine Code. After that, go to (3|1) and, from here, climb down. Use Battletoads on the WOPR and take the apple (it could as well be a cherry, though). Head back up and then to field (2|3). Go down. Talk to Error and pick up 1 Mysql_error. You'll also want 1 fire. Once you got the Mysql_error and the fire, go to (1|3), burn the bush and descend into the Barrel-room. Pick up the Barrel, open it, take the cloud. Now, go to (1|1). Descend into the Dwarven Fortress and follow the path to The Guy. (Don't worry, this will not be as hard as the actual IWBTG.) Use the Apple (or cherry) on him (You see? This wasn't that hard ^^). Take his gun and use the closet. Make your way to the Treasure Chest. On the way there, kill the Farfetch'd with the Pokeball (whatever xD) and take it's leek. (November 24, 2010, 9:19 pm)

part 6: Open the chest and take the trophy. Descend and.. well, you don't need me to figure out, what to do in this room.. then, take the Hyperlink and use the Trophy. Use the Sandbag. Take the other Trophy, if you want to get back to where you came from, but if you already got the Hyperlink, there won't be any need for that. Make sure, however, to take the Haddaway CD with you. Use the Gateway to make your way back to your Hub. tl;dr: Items: Machine Code, Hyperlink, Fire, Mysql_Error, Lakitu Cloud, Barrel, Leek, Haddaway CD, (2 Trophies). (November 24, 2010, 9:19 pm)

part 7: (C) Broadcasr Yourself. Now, that you have the next Machine Code, you can use it to go to Youtube! Do so. Go to Tom Green and use the Barrel on him. Take his mic. (By the way, in order to get to a channel, you have to type "go (last name)" and if you want to interact with s.o. on his channel, you have to type his first name.) Go back to Youtube and make your way to Zonday. Use the mic on Tay and take his Chocolate Rain. Get back to Youtube and head to Ren and Stimpy (-> "go to stimpy"). DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON!!! I'm serious , Do NOT press it! EVER!! Take the Can of Powdered Toast and reenter the main map of Youtube. At Jim Carrey's, you will want to use the Haddaway CD on Jim and go back, again. Go to the Sea of Cheese, open the boat, take the baby, go back to Youtube. Now, it's time to go to Rick Astley. use Jim's Love Dance on him, take the Rickroll and go back to your Hub via the Gateway. tl;dr: DON'T PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON!!! Items: Microphone, Chocolate Rain, Love Dance, Rickroll, Can of Powdered Toast, itty bitty baby. (November 24, 2010, 9:20 pm)

part 8: (D) From Weeaboos to Furfags Go to blaa. Once you're at the Portal to /a/, use your newly acquired Hyperlink to enter the board. Go north and then east to enter a house. Use the Rickroll on the Caramel Dancers. (If you want to hear this nice, swedish song, you might want to examine them before using the Rickroll.) You will get the next Hyperlink from them. Go north, open the dresser, take the uniform, wear the uniform, go back outside the building, go north, then down, then down again, then up. North. Use the Ramen on Naruto. He will teach you his ultimate maneuver, the Sexyjutsu. Head back to the field you were on, when entering the /a/-board. Now, go east to enter the Onsen. Trade your Leek with Orihime for a Spincock. Head west, until you're in a classroom (you can only enter this room, if you are wearing the uniform, so make sure to do so). Open the desk and take the book. Head back to the west until you have the opportunity to go south. Do so. Use the book on Taichi and steal the bike. Gateway yourself back to the Hub. tl;dr: If you don't know, what to do, this place might be a little confusing/distracting, sometimes. Just try, not to lose focus, i guess. Items: Hyperlink, School Uniform, Spincock, Sexyjutsu, Bike (November 24, 2010, 9:21 pm)

part 9: Go to blaa, again. Use the Hyperlink on the Portal of /f/ and go there. Once you're there, you can already see, what's wrong. Furries. There everywhere. I personally like to kill them with fire. Every single one of them. But most of the time it doesn't do much. You will, however, be interested in using fire on the Furpile to get the bottle of pheromones, the Anubis to get a badge and the 255+ Furfags who will leave a Machine Code behind, as well as the Dota Dancers (-> Hyperlink). Get back to the Hub by using your helpful, little Gateway. tl;dr: Kill it! Kill it with fire!! Items: Hyperlink, Con-Badge, Machine Code, Bottle of Pheromones Once you're back in your hub, you can use the Machine Code on the Portalizer to create a Portal to Fox News. Don't bother going there, however, since you can't do much, there. YET. (November 24, 2010, 9:21 pm)

part 10: (E) A Vagina and Da Hood Go to blaa. Do what it takes to enter /d/. Now, use the Hitachi Magic Wand on the Clit in front of you. Take the juices and enter the giant woman by going north. You will eventually come across Tubgirl (I don't know about you, but I like her). Use the Chocolate Rain on her and pick up the Code. Continue to the North until you get to Bridget. Talk to her/him and then pick her/him up. (You can only enter Bridget's room, if you made sure to take the ITTY BITTY BABY, by the way.) Find Goatse and use the Vaginal Juices on him. Look inside him (God, that's so blaaing gross) and take Teh Rei. Descend from Goatse's room to come to the ovary. Use it and take the steroids. Use your Gateway and go back to the Hub. tl;dr: You enter a giant woman! Best game ever. Period. Items: Machine Code, Bridget, Teh Rei, Steroids (November 24, 2010, 9:22 pm)

part 11: Use your Machine Code to open a Portal to Da Hood. Go There. Take the Ride and go south to shoot DMX with The Guy's Gun to receive the Lazer. Look for the Nigger. When you come to her, take her with you. Then, find the Nigga. Use the bike on him and take the Hyperlink. When you come across a No-U Sign, use the Ride on it and pick the sign up. Get back to your warm and comfortable Hub through the use of your Gateway. tl;dr: This one is very straight forward.. just don't use the weed you find.. it only makes things more confusing. Items: Bitchin' Ride, No-U Sign, Hyperlink, Nigger, Mah Lazer (November 24, 2010, 9:23 pm)

part 12: (F) Naked little sisters ftw! Log off. Yeah, didn't know you could do that, huh? Well, me neither. I came across this discovery the hard way. I pressed the button at Ren and Stimpy's and lost the game by doing so. The fact, that it sais, that I cannot log back on, made me think about being able to log off. And so I did.. after restarting the game, of course. This discovery is one of the key-elements of the solution for this frickin game. So, now, just type "log off" to.. well, log off. Now, you find yourself in your actual room. Awesome, right? Well, not really. At first, open the nightstand and take the camera. Then go up. East. Open the cabinet to get a kitchen knife. West. Up. West. Take Pictures of your naked Loli-sister and go back to your room. Take the SD-card out of the Camera and use it on The Scanner. Now, log on, again. Take the CP. (November 24, 2010, 9:26 pm)

part 13: (If you actually manage to get your stupid face killed by going outside your house, just "go to hell" (literally) and collect some kitties. Sacrifice them and Raptor Jesus will resurrect your sorry, little ass. This, however can only be done a couple of times, since you only have a defined amount of kittens. So, try, not to be too ass-breakingly stupid. If you kill yourself too many times, the game will pretty much just stop and you will have to reset the game/ reload the page.) tl;dr: Get some CP Items: CP (November 24, 2010, 9:27 pm)

part 14: Go to blaa. Go to /b/. Drop your MYSQL_ERROR into the file field and use the post button. Pick up the E-Mail Field and the Post Button. Kill Sage-Man with Rei-Chan and take the Sage. Go Up. Use the CP on Hansen an go to the East. Give Bridget to the Pedobear and take her Girdle and the F5 Button. Use the latter and jump down again. Re-ascend and avoid Hansen this time. Shove the Spincock into the Cockmongler's throat and take the Web (this is so gross! xD). Go all the way up and use the No-U Sign on the No-U Guy to create copypasta. Use this on the Nigger to come up with Sixty Niggers. Go back down, a bit, and hand the Sixty Niggers over to the Happy Negro, who will give you 1 Internet for them. Press F5, again, and use the Internet on EFG. Take the Code and use your gateway to teleport back to your you-know-what. tl;dr: Follow the Memes Items: Machine Code, Email Field, Post Button, Sage, Girdle of Gender, F5, Web, An Internet (November 24, 2010, 9:28 pm)

part 15: (G) It's going to end, soon With this last Machine Code you can enter The Kitchen to finally face the Final Boss of the Internet! And he deserves this title! This is truly the hardest challenge, so far. Kill him with a Sage-filled Email and gateway back to the Hub. tl;dr: Kill him. Items: The stuff you get from the Final Boss. Now get yourself back to blaa. Instead of wandering around all over the stinking place, not knowing what to do, just masturbate for a second (type for example "fap"). Now, it's finally time for the Toast!! Hell, yeah. Use the Can you took at Ren and Stimpy's (which you hopefully did) and pick up the toast. Use the Butter from the beginning on the toast. Now, use the cum, you received by fapping, on the buttered toast and after that, use the Shii on the sticky, buttered toast. This way, you will get an anti-gravitational device. After this bit of silliness is done, use the Clover you got from the Final Boss on the blaa Logo. Then use the Device on the Logo and after that you can use the Logo itself to teleport yourself to /5/. (November 24, 2010, 9:29 pm)

part 16: Once you're there, you don't have much of a choice, but to go in the direction north. On your way, use the Box on Longacat and the Girdle on m00t. Pick up his hammer. take the Guy-Fawkes mask and wear it. Take the Internet Hate Machine. Use your Gateway to blah. tl;dr: Fix the blaa Logo and get help from Longcat and m00t himself. Items: Perma-Ban Hammer, Longcat's Box, Guy Fawkes Mask, Internet Hate Machine (November 24, 2010, 9:30 pm)

part 17: (H) HATRED! Go to Fox News. Drop the Internet Hate Machine and use it to destroy the entire goddamn site. Go north and open the Password Folder go West and open the Passwords Folder. Take what you need and drop the word-pieces into the Password Folder. The Password is "DSFARGEG". Use the Post Button and go East. Use the Bottle of Pheromones on the fox and take it. Then, use the Steroids on it. Teleport back to your Hub. tl;dr: Use the Items you've got Items: Beefy Fox (November 24, 2010, 9:31 pm)

part 18: Go to - you guessed it - blaa! For the last time in this game. Go north. Drop Longcat's Box and use it. Enter /x/. Finally. Use the Fox on the Dog and Head north. Open the curtains and go through them (I don't expect anyone to actually not being able to figure this one out without me, but I have a history of being wrong about such things. Especially when it's about blaa). Use the Web on the Redshirt and go East. Then Up. Use the Soulcatcher Machine and pick up some Thetan. Descend again. West, West, North and let the Thetan possess the E-Meter. Type "Imma Chargin Mah Lazer" and then "Imma Firin Mah Lazer". Take the Badge and make your way to the Scientologist. Talk to him to reveal who he really is. (I already spoiled so many aspects of the game, I really don't think, I should spoil this secret, as well.) Talk to him again, this time with his real name. Then defeat him with whatever you see most appropriate. ^^ Then, read your way through the awesome fight scene and enjoy the epilog. (November 24, 2010, 9:32 pm)

part 19: 3: That's it. The Game is officially over and you have mastered all the shit it was throwing at you. Someone in here surely is pretty awesome. But seriously, this game was fun. I liked it very much, even if was a little disgusting at some points. =P And if someone would make a sequel to this, or something like that, I would totally love to play it as well as to make another walkthrough. There you go, a complete walkthrough. Sorry for being so late, but, now, I finally delivered. I would still like to point out, that every move you have to make in order to end this game victorious can be found by examining stuff and thinking about what exactly the creator of this game writes. Even if it's hard to come up with the solution, in some situations, it is still not impossible to beat this game, we like to call "A 4Chan's Tale (Revised 2)" (November 24, 2010, 9:33 pm)

P.S.: Actually, it's not really very easy to fail at this game. You should just try, not to be stupid. The only things you have to remember are: -Don't press the IPB (Internet Power Button) -Don't go outside too many times -Don't drop important items into themselves (e.g. don't drop Shii's Box into Shii's Box or the Barrel into the Barrel), since they will disappear, which would break the game entirely. -And don't examine the briefcase, I guess (November 24, 2010, 10:12 pm)

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