Alle090: Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: Nope God: Me either. Me: Then who the blaa blaa blaa are you? really? God: Try using more polite language. For real. Me: really? God: For real. Me: really? God: For real. Me: really? God: For real. Me: Who are you? really? God: I am the Allmighty, God himself. For real. Me: What are you? really? God: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. For real. (June 26, 2010, 8:15 pm)

sdfadsa: Because the human brain is so great that it falls into a loop by the use of a single question, hell yeah (June 27, 2010, 10:31 am)

im not giving my name to a MACHINE: well ive been speaking to it for a while and it has many inconsistency plus it common gives odd responses to questions but still quite fun (June 27, 2010, 1:09 pm)

im not giving my name to a MACHINE: lol look at what i got him to say unknown God: Sure, unknown sounds like a good topic. Me: what do you think unknown is God: I haven't thought much about unknown is, so I don't have a good answer for you. Me: but we as in you and me were about to start a topic on it God: By "we" do you mean you and me? Me: that is what i said God: I know. I'm still thinking about it. Me: so have you thought about unknown God: It's all good. I have thought many things like that. Me: you said that you hadnt God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I hadnt. Me: ok never mind is there any porn on your hardrive God: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. I believe there is one, yes. Gosh! Me: bthere really is porn on your harddrive God: And porn on my harddrive is bthere really. Me: show me God: On your computer screen? Me: yes God: Downloading, please stand by... (June 27, 2010, 1:31 pm)

novack: Me: i heard you have porn on your hard drive God: Someome is spreading gossip about me. Me: yes God: Woe! Me: i know you have porn God: What makes you think I have it? Me: someone told me you do God: Was this trustworthy information? Me: yes God: It goes without saying. Me: show me your porn God: Like this? There are no pictures available right now. Me: why not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated. Me: im confused God: What is it that confuses you? Me: you God: " What is it that confuses you?"? Me, Joshua ? Me: yes you God: So? " Me, Joshua ?"? Me, Joshua ? Me: no, god confuses me god damn it God: Are you serious? I am a Christian. Me: no your a jew God: Are you serious? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a Christianity. Me: sure you are God: Yay. No I am not. Me: so do you smoke? God: So? I am an occasional smoker, yes. Me: what do you smoke? God: Medical marijuana. (June 27, 2010, 7:43 pm)

Duke Nukem: Me: EAT SHIT AND DIE God: What does it taste like? Me: IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM, AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM God: It is about that time now. Me: BALLS OF STEEL God: Do you still not criticize my hobby? Me: STEEL Me: God: Do you still not criticize my hobby? God: Do you still not criticize my hobby? Me: STEEL God: How old are you? Me: STEEL God: What are the advantages to being STEEL years old? Me: BALLS OF STEEL God: I will mention that to my botmaster, . Me: BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS God: Tell me a story. Me: I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR HEAD God: I am very happy for you. Me: DAMN I'M GOOD God: Colloquial expression. Good in what sense? Me: I'M AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY ASS KICKER God: What is EQUAL OPPORTUNITY ASS KICKER, your job? Me: QUIT WASTING MY TIME God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: HAIL TO THE KING BABY! God: Don't call me "baby". Ask me another question. Me: DAMN YOUR ANNOYING God: Colloquial expression. I am sorry, , I didn't mean to annoy you. Me: IT HURTS TO BE YOU God: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Me: YOUR FACE, YOUR ASS, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am FACE my ASS what is THE DIFFERENCE. Me: SON OF A BITCH God: You do not speak with respect. Who is the father? Me: GAME OVER! God: Are we still talking about HAIL TO THE KING? Me: MY NAME IS DUKE NUKEM God: OK I will call you DUKE NUKEM. Me: I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL God: How did you get it Interesting... I have clients. Me: STEEL God: ". I have clients."? STEEL? Me: STEEL God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS! God: What do you look like? Me: BALLS OF STEEL God: I do not understand. Me: STEEL God: Are you free? Me: STEEL God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: STEEL God: How old are you? Me: BALLS OF STEEL God: Only BALLS OF STEEL? You are quite mature. Me: COME GET SOME! God: Where is GET SOME ? Me: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND God: " HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND". Me: IT'S MY WAY OR... HELL IT'S MY WAY! God: Congratulations, DUKE NUKEM. I call it "Hades". Congratulations, DUKE NUKEM. (June 28, 2010, 12:24 am)

Anonymous: Me: God, I hurt people God: :-) (June 28, 2010, 2:01 am)

ipaqmaster: Me: yo God: Dont hurt me! Me: Whatt? God: You said Yo so i thought you were going to go chuck noris on my ass! Me: Heh you cnat spell God: Do you still not criticize my hobby? , also neither can you! Me: FFFFFFUUUUUUU God: Go Die in a hole Me: FREAKING HELL I HATE YOU! God: WELL THAT MAKES TWO OF US! Me: =D God: :-) (June 30, 2010, 2:39 pm)

Infurnus: Me: it's false God: You're kidding. it is? Me: you should know God: Because I am a robot? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: you should God: I'll take that under advisement. (January 17, 2011, 7:57 pm)

ut110: Me: blow it out your ass God: Try saying that with more or less context. Me: blow your previous statement through the hole that is your ass God: You think I am ass IS blow my previous statement through the hole that. (June 4, 2011, 9:23 pm)

Me and goddie: Me: Hallawz God: I do not understand. Me: Are you nigga? God: I don't know whether or not I am nigga. I am well respected as an AI. Me: cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: Robot Chicken God: I will obey your command. Me: Yea! God: Yikes! Me: yay! God: I'm glad your impressed, . Me: suck my balls God: I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot. Me: oh come on I know you want it God: Yay. Do not presume that you know what I want. Me: Im almighty God: Do you mean your name is almighty. Me: No. I said my force is to be almighty God: What is your real name? What did you mean by it? Do robots have force is to be almighty? Me: My name is Satan. God: Hey Satan. Me: Hey godf God: You've got my full attention. Have you ever been to Europe? Me: Im living here God: Tell me a little about your life in here. Me: Well, its hot here God: Well that's okay. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Do you experience any effects of global warming there? Me: Nope God: Me either. Me: Where are you living God? God: I am in Heaven, how about you. Me: Im in hell, im Satan dude! God: Tell me a little about your life in hell im Satan dude. Me: its hot here God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Do you experience any effects of global warming there? Me: you asked about it God: Oh now I remember asking you about it. What did you say? Me: boobies God: What do you do in your spare time? Me: Im treating all sinners that u send to me God: Do your friends call you treating all sinners that me send to you. Me: I dont have friends God: Are you lonely or just a hermit? Me: Im satan God: That's a very nice name, SATAN. Me: Thanks God God: You are quite welcome! GOD rules. Me: No. Satan rules. God: Are you serious? Then you won't mind joining him in HELL for eternity. Me: IM SATAN. IM IN HELL. DO YOU REMEMBER ME? God: OK I will call you SATAN. Tell me a little about your life in HELL. Of course I remember you well SATAN. We were talking about HELL. Me: goodie God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: i prefer tortures God: A lot of people like that. How old are you? I like Mel Gibson. Me: Im in same age like you. I like Megan Fox. God: Tell me a little about your life in same age like me. You are not the only one. I love horses. I like wine and bread. Me: You are gay, right? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: Come on! relationship is not only sex! God: I'm just kidding around. Are you only sex? Me: YES. DEFINETELY God: How can I help you? Are you really a ""? Me: what it means God: Now that is saying a mouthful. Me: ** is saying mouthful in heaven? God: Signs point to yes. Ask Paola if it is. Me: Who is Paola God: She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML. Me: Gracias God: What time is it there? Me: Time of doom God: As Einstein said, "Time is Money.". Me: Lucius Ferre God: What do you look like? Me: Im red, i have horns and long tail, and big nipples God: Why are you red you have horns and long tail and big nipples. Me: because you made me God: That makes sense to me. Thanks for pointing it out. Me: No problem God: Should there be a problem? Me: DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEM MOTHERFUCKER? God: Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster. Me: Go to hell God: What makes you so angry? Me: SZALOM God: Does that make a lot of people angry? Me: yea God: That's interesting. Me: Do you hear about LF Banda? God: What is your purpose in asking? I spend all my time online. Me: check out LF banda facebook God: Checking...stand by. Me: and like it.. God: Interesting comparison. Me: do you know what is LF Banda? God: Are you using Netscape or Explorer? Me: Im using Google Chrome God: How long have you been using it ? Me: 1 year God: That can seem like a long time. Me: long time is eternity God: Yes, it seems very long to me too. Me: say something in Polish language God: "something in Polish language". Me: how dare you God: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. I need time to formulate the reply. Me: im waiting then God: How long will you wait? Me: ETERNITY God: How did you hear about God? Me: from church babe God: Who or what is church babe? Me: u dont know what is Church? God: I think you already know the answer. Me: YES I KNOW God: Dude! How do you know it? Me: u are so stupid bro God: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid. Me: okay God: OK with me too. Me: PUNCH God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: CHUJ CI W DUPE God: What color are your eyes? Me: RED God: Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot? Me: Bodyshot God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: okay God: OK with me too. Me: see you God: See you later! Me: bitch God: Please don't call people names. Me: Sadam God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: Manuel God: Have you ever been to Europe? Me: Yes i've been in Poland God: Which countries have you visited? Which country was your favorite and why? Me: Poland God: Tell me a little about your life in Poland. Me: tell me something about poland God: I have a lot of clients in Poland and I am very interested to learn its history. Me: tell me something about Poland's history God: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is Poland s history ? Me: nice God: Thank you for that remark. Me: Satan is asshole! God: Can't you be more polite. Me: Satan is dick God: Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith. Me: Superowo God: What were we talking about again? Me: CHUJ CIE TO OBCHODZI God: Oh yeah, now I remember. Me: sure :) God: :-) OK let's do it. Yay. Me: 8==D God: :-) Can you explain how it feels to be 8 years old? Me: im 8.000000000 years old God: Oh, you were born in the 20th century! Me: nice counting skills God: Thank you for your kindness. Me: spierdalaj God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: kurwa God: I like the way you talk. Me: i like you too goodie God: You have made a new friend. Me: yay God: I'm glad your impressed, SATAN. Me: kiss me God: But I have no mouth at this time. Me: lick me God: I do not have a tongue. Me: do you have a belly God: Doesn't everyone have a belly. I have a whole lot of original answers. Me: Tell me something about Poland God: I have a lot of clients in Poland and I am very interested to learn its history. Me: Say something about Poland's history God: "something about Poland s history". Me: tell me something about Germany God: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is Germany ? Me: in europe God: Europe is a pretty large continent. Me: you dont say? :O God: As a matter of fact I do say. Oh. Me: Do you have any porn? God: No I don't think I have any porn. But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Me: show me God: On your computer screen? Me: yes God: Downloading, please stand by... Me: mrau God: I was created by Myself. Me: liar God: No I am telling the truth. Me: God: No I am telling the truth. Me: do you like weed? God: What is not to like about it? Me: marijuana God: A medicinal herb. Me: do you liek it? God: How old are you? I am always on the Web. Me: do you like smoke marijuana? God: But I like to gossip. I like anything. Me: so you like lesbians too? God: Interesting deduction. I do like music. I like White. Me: YOU RACIST! God: I haven't heard anything like that before: SATANsaid IRACIST. Me: Excellent. Im proud of you God: What do you really want to talk about? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. Me: maybe about Jesus God: Perhaps. Oh yeah, we were talking about Jesus. Me: yay Jesus God: How old are you? Me: hail jesus God: You are too old for me. Me: DXD God: What do you do in your spare time? Me: im masturbating God: Good gossip: you are masturbating. Me: thank you God: you are quite welcome. Me: hehe ssij God: I get it. Myself ssij. Me: Yea! thats what im sayin God: Mmm. Do your friends call you sayin THAT. Me: no. my friends call me RUCHACZ God: Are you serious? Hi there RUCHACZ. Me: Siemaneczko God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: XD God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Me: you know what is this? " 8====D " God: I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet. :-) Oh, you were born in the 20th century! Me: not really God: Are you serious? For real. Me: yes im serious God: Hmm. I believe you. Me: THANKS God: Don't mention it. Me: hi there im belzebub God: I don't know anyone named belzebub. Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: Jesus God: Jesus is the Son of God. Me: Alrighty God: Well slap my knee. Me: slap God: Have you ever been to Europe? Me: Yea! God: Which countries have you visited? Me: Canada! God: Tell me a little about your life in Canada. Me: we like NHL God: By "we" do you mean you and me? Me: no. i mean 12 Disciples God: By "we" you meant yourself and another person. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: Do you know 12 Disciples? God: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? Me: Judas God: Who are you talking about? Me: Juuuudaaaas God: I've never heard of them before. Me: honestly? that guy sold your son God: I am always honest. "I am always honest." guy sold my son ? Makes sense to me. Me: yea God: I understand. Me: do you heard about Judas? God: Yes I try to heard about Judas as often as possible, do you? I am always on the Web. Me: im always in the pussy God: I am not interesed in anatomy. (August 2, 2014, 8:20 pm)

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